So she decided to put a Newspaper Classified with her address saying this:
"I'm looking for a man who loves me, a man who doesn't hit me, one that won't run away from me and that pleassures me in bed."
The next day her doorbell rang and there was a man with no arms and no legs waiting outside. When she opened he said "Im here for the ad you posted yesterday"
The woman laughed and said "What makes you think you can make me happy?"
The man aswered. "As you can see, I have no arms so i will never hit you. Also I have no legs so I will never run away from you"
"And what about sex?" Said the woman.
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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