Ho Chow calls at work and says, "Hello, I no come to work today....I am very sick. I have headache, my stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work today"
The boss says, "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today at work. Since we are both married, I will give some man to man advice! When I feel sick I usually go to my wife and have sex with her. After a while I feel better and come to work. You should definitely try that out."
After 2 hours Ho Chow calls his boss, "I had sex and I feel very well. I am coming to work. By the way, you have a nice house!"
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