3 women are sitting together at a bar....

Laura, Sara, and Elizabeth.
Laura sips her drink and tells the other two,
"Did you know," she says, "that the men with the biggest feet have the best sex in bed?"
Astonished, Sara decides to go test this out. Once she leaves the bar, she sees a man with the biggest shoes she's ever seen. She goes up to him, and very seductively asks,
"Hello mister, how would you like to come over to my house for some coffee?"
Excited, the man follows.
Once they enter the apartment, they quickly jump into bed and spend the next couple of hours until the morning in bed.
When they both wake up, Sara puts on her clothes and takes out $50 from her wallet, and hands it to the man.
"What's this for?" the man asks.
"Go buy smaller shoes, you cheap shit."