She says,"Honey, my boobs are too small. I'm thinking of getting breast implants." The husband says,"Just rub toilet paper on them. They'll grow bigger." The woman asks," How the hell is rubbing toilet paper on my boobs suppose to make them grow bigger?" The husband says."Well isn't that what happened to your ass?"
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