So, three guys are in a hardware store looking to buy a toilet.
The guy at the register says, "we have three left in stock: a wooden toilet, a metal toilet and a singing toilet."
The first guy takes the wooden toilet, the second guy the metal one and the third, the singing one.
There all back the next day, looking to return the three toilets.
The first guy says, "whenever I sit on it, I get splinters in my ass!"
The second guy says, "whenever I sit on it, my ass gets cold!"
The third guy says, "whenever I sit on it, it sings 'do you seeee what I see!'"
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