Bar games.

Three men were sitting at a bar. They were bored of drinking so all decided to make a game of their evening pass time. They came up with a form of beer football, each taking turns chugging a beer for 6 points, burping after for 1 point, and farting for extra 2 points. The first guy chugs his beer, burps but couldn't fart. The second guy chugs his beer, burps and let's a loud fart rip. The third guy chugs his beer, belches the loudest thinking he would get additional points, finally he get up and hunches preparing to let out a massive fart when the second guy pulls down the third guys pants, and sticks his finger up the third guys ass yelling "I blocked the extra point!"

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