Two redneck cousins were tending to the animals on the farm when the come up on a goat with its head stuck in the fence. When one starts unbuttoning his overalls and walking up behind the goat, his cousin asks, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
"Hell, I'm gonna have me here a little piece of ass... You want in on this, cuz??"
The other redneck immediately got down on his hands and knees with his rump in the air and shouted, "Sure do, but I ain't stickin' mah head through no fence!!!!!!"
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