A woman is pregnant with triplets...

A woman is pregnant with triplets and is walking into a bank.

On her way in a burglar is leaving the bank and shoots her 3 times in the stomach.

Luckily 3 healthy children were born: 2 girls and a boy.

Over 13 years later one of her daughters runs into the room screaming and crying. "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! I was peeing and I pissed out a bullet!"

The mother calmed her down. She told her the amazing story of her survival and the daughter walked away happy.

It wasn't long before her second daughter came into the room screaming all the same. "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! I was peeing and I pissed out a bullet!"

The mother calmed her down all the same and off the 2nd daughter went.

Finally her son came running into the room. He was screaming his head off and tears running down his face. "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!"

The mother quickly replied "Were you peeing and pissed out a bullet?"

The son says:
"No. I was jacking off and I shot the dog!!"

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