She complains bitterly to her therapist who works on her self image issues, her daddy issues, etc. Nothing works -- years go by and she can't get laid.
She decides to ask her doctor about it. He thinks it over and says, "well, there is a world-renowned sex doctor in China. Dr. Xhang. He is noted to be able to solve any sexual problem of any men, woman, or couple. If you care so much, why don't you go see him?"
So, she flies to China and meets with Dr. Xhang. Dr. Xhang welcomes her and she explains her problem. He instructs, "strip off all clothes!" she obliges. "Now, get on hands and knees." She hesitates, but obliges. "Now, crawl to other side of room! ... Now back to me!" She does as she's ordered.
"Ah, easy! You have Ed Zacahary Disease." Whats Ed Zachary Disease, Doctor? "Yor face rook Ed Zachary rike yor ass!!"
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