A Japanese man walks into a gun store...
He asks the cashier, "Do you have any Rugers?"
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Rook Jokes
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
Chess is actually quite easy...
Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop...
Bob Dylan's story about East Orange New Jersey (from his Gaslight '61 recordings). I can imagine Norm Macdonald telling this.
"First time I ever worked in East Orange New Je...
What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?
A Rook-ey mistake.
What did the racist chess player say?
All Rook same!
A Chess Shop
A man walks into a chess shop, and going over t...