Eleven Important Men In A Woman's LifeHer Doctor, he says: "Take your clothes off."Her Dentist, he says: "Open wide."Her Veterinarian, he says: "And how is your little pussy doing today?"Her Gardener, he says: "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"Her Hairdresser, he says: "Do you want it teased or blown?"Her Remodeler, he says: "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering."Her Milkman, he says: "Do you want it in front or in back?"Her Banker, he says: "If you take it out: you'll lose interest."Her TV repairman, he says: "Let me play with your knobs first."Her Butcher, he says: "I have a hard salami for you!"Her Interior Decorator, he says: "You'll like it once it's in."
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