A man decides to go for a walk...

A man decides to go for a walk and after some time he encounters an old farmer laying in the grass next to the path. Since the man hasn't seen someone else for a while he decides to say something to the farmer.

"nice weather, isn't it?"

A few seconds go by and the farmer seems to have heard what the man said but apparently decides to give no answer. Just as the man decides to walk along, the farmer says something.

"Do you see that house over there?"

The man, startled by the sudden uttering of words, waits a few seconds before answering the question.

"Yes, yes I do"

“You know who build that house?”

“No I don’t”

“I did. I built it with my own 2 hands. But do you think they call me Collin the housebuilder? No, they do not call me Collin the housebuilder.”

A few seconds of silence follow before the farmer starts talking again.

“ Do you see that church over there?”

“Yes I do.”

“You know who built that church?”

“No, I...”

“Well, I did, with my own 2 hands. And do you think they call me Collin the churchbuilder? Nooo, they don’t call me Collin the churchbuilder!”

The man, feeling more and more uncomfortable and worried by the farmers talking, still stands still as if nailed to the ground but after a slightly longer period of silence, the farmer starts talking again.

“Do you see that fence over there?”

Before the man had the chance to even answer the question, the farmer poses another.

“Do you know who built that fence? Well, that’s right, I did. With my own 2 hands! But do you think they call me Collin the fencebuilder? Noooo, they don’t call me Collin the fencebuilder!”

The man unable to move and startled by the sudden anger of the farmer, stands there looking at the farmer and trying to make sense of this encounter when after a long silence the farmer finally says.

“And I fucked that sheep only once!”