Sex shop owner has to take inventory in the back - tells the new clerk to take over up front.
Black lady comes in says she wants a white dildo, he sells her one.
White lady comes in says she wants a black dildo, he sells her one.
Scotch lady comes in says she wants a Scotch dildo, he sells her one.
Owner hears the piano played 3 times, so he comes out and says, wow you sound busy - what did you sell?
Clerk says I sold a black lady a white dildo, a white lady a black dildo, and a Scotch lady my thermos.
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