The psychologist shows the patient a Rorschach image and asks the patient what he sees. "That's a man and a woman on a bed about to have sex!" says the patient.
He shows him another.
"That's a man and woman on a bed starting to have sex." And another.... "That's a man and woman on a bed and they're really going at it having sex."
The psychologist then tells the patient "I think you are obsessed with sex."
But, doctor" says the patient, "That's not fair. You're the one showing the dirty pictures."
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