So there's this guy, Sam, who works in our small town's morgue, I think he's a morgue technician or something. Anyhow, I gave Sam a call the other day because this town just a few miles away found a dead body in a bath tub.
Sam was shocked, "who was it?!"
"I'm not sure." I told him.
"What was he doing in the bath tub," Sam asked.
"I have no idea but the tub was full of milk!"
"What?! That's disgusting!!" Sam said.
"I know, and get this...there was a banana shoved up his ass!"
"What in the--" Sam about dropped the phone.
"Yeah I know, the police are saying there's a Cereal Killer on the loose!"
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