The waitress brings it sets it on the table. He starts eating the soup and finds a hair in it. He screams at the waitress, "There is a fuckin' hair in my soup and I'm not paying for it!". He stomped out and didn't pay. The waitress saw him cross the street and go in to the whore house where she once worked. She was fumed at him for walking the check. She ran across the street to the brothel and asked her former madam where he was so she could tell him off. The madam pointed to the room down the hall. She busted into the room where the trucker was eating a girls pussy. She screamed, "You won't pay for a bowl of soup with one little hair in it, but you can lay there and eat her hairy ass pussy?". He replied," You're god dam right! And if I find a noodle in her pussy I ain't payin' for it either!"...
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