One is Chinese, one is Polish, and the other is black. On their lunch break, they open up their lunches to see what their wives packed them. The Chinese guy says, "What!? Egg rolls again!? I hate egg rolls! If I get egg rolls for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off of this building". The black guy opens up his lunch to find fried chicken. "What!?" Fried chicken again!?? I hate fried chicken! If I get fried chicken one more time, I'm going to jump off this building". The Polish guy opens his lunch and finds kielbasa, and says, "What!? Kielbasa!? I hate kielbasa! If I get kielbasa one more time, I'm going to jump off of this building".
The next day, they open their lunches. The Chinese guy has egg rolls, so he jumps off the building. The black guy gets fried chicken, so he jumps off of the building. The Polish guy gets kielbasa, so he jumps off of the building.
At the funeral, the Chinese guy's wife says, "I wish he told me he hated egg rolls, I would have made something else". The black guy's wife says, "I wish he told me he hated fried chicken, I would have made something else". They both look at the Polish guy's wife, and she says, "What? Don't blame me, my husband made his own lunch".
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