a twelve year old boy opens the door with a glass of scotch in one hand, a Hustler magazine in the other, and a big cigar in his mouth. Somewhat alarmed, the salesman says "hello young man, are your parents home? I'd love to speak with them." The boy looks down at his glass, then at his magazine, then back at the salesman, and replies "what the fuck do you think?"
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