3 guys die and end up at the gates of heaven. God appears before them and says "Congratulations you have made it to heaven however I have one test for you. If you can cross this flock of sheep, without touching any of them, I will reward you by letting you fuck a really hot girl. If you do end up touching one, your punishment will be you have to fuck a really ugly girl". The first guy goes and touches a sheep in the very beginning and has to fuck a really ugly girl. The second guy goes, almost makes it to the end but accidentally touches a sheep and has to fuck a really ugly girl. The third guy goes as patiently as can be and makes it all the way to the end. God says "Congratulations, you made it and as promised you get to fuck a really hot girl." As he is banging the really hot girl he asks "So why are you here" to which she responds "The devil said if I get burned by the flames I would have to fuck a really ugly guy."
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