There's a black rooster perched on the roof of a house.

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So there's a black rooster perched on the roof of a house at sunset... how many feet does it have?

Two

Right. How many wings does it have?

Two

Correct. How many beaks does it have?

One

Good. Sitting directly next to the rooster is a white cat... How many teeth does it have?

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You sure do know a lot about black cock and not much about white pussy!

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