Stepped On a Rabbit

This is best told in a group and using two others as part of the story.

One time, "Greg", " Tom", and I were headed to a party when our car flew off the road...killing us all. We show up to the gates of heaven where we're greeted by a puzzled St. Peter. "I don't know what's going on here," he says. "You're all in the book, but you're way early. Let me go talk to the big guy and see what he says." After a while he comes back and tells us we can go in, but under one condition...we can't step on any rabbits. We agree because, well, how hard can that be?

The gates open, we go in, and it's amazing. Exactly as you might imagine: Golden sun rays, walking on clouds, all that shit. We decide to split up and meet back in an hour.

After the hour, "Greg" shows up; I show up; Then "Tom" shows up dragging along the worst looking, most disgusting woman you've ever seen. We laugh and crack our jokes and ask what happened. "I stepped on a rabbit" he says. More jokes and we decide to split up for another hour.

Hour goes by, "Tom" shows, " Greg" shows, then I show up towing another grotesque woman...harder on the eyes than the first. "Ahahaha...what the hell did you do?". " I stepped on a rabbit." We decide to split up again, but only for a half hour this time.

30 minutes pass when I show up, "Tom" shows, then Greg comes walking up with two of the most amazingly beautiful women you've ever seen. Jaw dropped, we ask him how the hell he pulled that off, but before he can answer the girls say, "We stepped on a rabbit."