He takes a seat at the bar next to a weather worn fellow. The man next to him, clearly intoxicated, turns to him and says "You see this bar? I built this bar, but do the call me Seamus the bar maker? No. Do you see that wall outside, the one that stretches as far as you can see? I built that wall, but do they call me Seamus the wall maker? No. Do you see that Church outside, the one that rises as far as the eye can see? I built that church, but do they call me Seamus the church maker? No. But you fuck one sheep..."
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