When I was in school I was told: Pussy was a cat Bitch was a female dog Dick was a name Bang was a sound Rubber was an eraser Ass was an animal Screw was just a tool Head meant a part of the body Balls meant a round toy Nuts meant dry fruit 69 was just a n

Mother fucker, you're a millennial. You're the same age as me and it's not like you grew up as some sheltered country bumpkin either.

Stop trying to act like your old and enjoy all the fucks, shits, and cunts you can say before you get old and have to limit what you say around your kids.

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