A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an
Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat
field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least
twice as large."
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off
his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns
that are at least twice as large as your cows."
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a
herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in Texas?"
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