Alabama License Application


Last name: _________________
First name:
(Check appropriate box)
[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue


Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)


Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure


Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right


Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician


Spouse's Name_________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________


Lover's Name: ________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________


Relationship to spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet


Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: _____
Number that are yours: _____


Mother's Name: ___________________
Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
___ Total number of vehicles that you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Where your firearms are kept:
[_] truck [_] kitchen
[_] bedroom [_] bathroom
[_] shed


Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:
_____________________


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not applicable


Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
How many?_____


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 200-400 miles
[_] over 400 miles
[_] what's a miles?

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