Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the
other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied
the other baby giggling. "What do you mean, you don't know?" said the
first baby. "Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling. "I'll climb into
your crib and find out." He carefully maneuvered himself into the other
baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple
of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face. "You're a little
girl, and I'm a little boy" he said proudly. "You're ever so clever,"
cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?' "It's quite easy really,"
replied the baby boy, "You've got pink booties and I've got blue ones."
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