"Vacations abroad are a lot like roads trips. You're all excited and rearing to go at first, but by the time you're done, you feel like you've spent four years in jail for a crime you didn't commit," Knox said. "But you'll always have those memories and those friends you met along the way, who you may or may not have murdered in a crazed sex game."
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