A man's doorbell rings so he goes to answer the door. When he opens it he finds a snail sitting on the front porch. He looks at it, picks it up, and throws it as far as he can. Three years later and his doorbell rings. He opens the door to find the exact same snail sitting in the front porch. The snail looks up and says "What the hell was that all about?!"
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