A redhead walks into the Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, please help me....I ache all over". The Doctor says, "really, let me see if I can help...show me where it hurts". The redhead points down to her knee, pokes it and screams in pain. The Doctor nods, takes some notes and asks..."Anwhere else?". The girl points to her head, taps her skull and lets out a squeal of pain. The doctor raises his eyebrows, nods a bit, and says..."Hmmm..that is interesting....where else does it hurt?" The redhead reaches behind her back, points to he ass, pokes herself and yells in agony. The doctor writes something in his book, closes it and says "OK, I think I know what the problem is..........you have dyed your hair...you were once blonde, correct?"...The redhead says, "Well yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"
The doctor says...."Your finger is broken"....
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