Superman is flying around Metropolis one day, and he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on her plane. He thinks to himself, "I bet I can fly down there, have sex with her and then fly off before she even knows what is going on." He flies around a bit more and says, "I am going to do it." He sees her again, flies down as fast as he can, has sex with her and flies off. Wonder Woman sits up and says, "holy crap, what was that?" The Invisible man says, "I don't know, but my ass sure does hurt!"
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