A duck and a skunk were walking along a lake. The duck wanted to show off how fast he could fly, so he bolted off across the lake, but lost control and hit a tree.
The skunk ran up to him, "Hey, Buddy! Are you OK??"
"I think I'm fine, but I don't remember what I am?" the duck replied.
"Well" said the Skunk, "You have a beak, feathers, and webbed feet. You must be a duck!"
The duck was joyous, "You're right, I am a duck!"
But just then, a dangling branch fell off from the previous impact and hit the skunk on the head.
The duck shook him until he woke up, "Buddy are you ok??"
"I feel fine, but I don't remember what I am?"
"Well" said the duck, "You're half black, half white, and smell like shit, you must be Puerto Rican"
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