A skunk, a deer and a giraffe walk into a bar....

The three animals sit down and order a round of drinks. They quickly finish the first round and order a second round, then finish those and order a third round. After they finish the third round, the trio decides its time to move on. When the bartender brings the bill over, the skunk looks at the deer and giraffe and says, "I'm sorry guys, but I cant pay for this because I only have one scent." The deer looks at the giraffe and say, "Sorry buddy, but I only have one buck with me, but I'll have a little doe tomorrow." The giraffe looks at the skunk and the deer and says, "Don't worry friends, the high balls are on me."

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