A rich man and a beggar are standing at a bus stop

A rich man and a poor man are standing at a bus stop, as they did every morning. The rich man would always wear a finely-tailored suit, and the beggar would be dressed in whatever rags he could find. Every day, a different woman would walk buy. The rich man would say something to her, and she would smile and give the rich man her number.

Eventually, the beggar got tired of this. He asked the rich man what his trick was. The rich man said, "It's simple. All you have to do is mumble, 'Tickle your ass with a feather.' When she asks you what you said, all you have to say is, 'Typically nasty weather.' She will think you're clever!" The beggar liked this tactic and decided to use it.

Then next morning, a lady walked by the bus stop. The rich man looked at the beggar and nodded. The beggar approached the lady and said, "Shove a feather up your ass!"

"WHAT?" exclaimed the bewildered woman.

"IT'S FUCKING RAINING OUTSIDE!"