Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest...

And suddenly she sees the wolf hiding behind a big rock.

Red: I see you, wolf, you're behind that big rock - she says

So the wolf leaves. She continues walking in the forest, when she sees the wolf again.

Red: I see you, wolf, you're behind that big tree - she says

So the wolf leaves, pissed off. She continues walking in the forest and she sees the wolf again

Red: I see you wolf, you're behind those bushes - she says

Wolf: Would you give me a break, I'm trying to take a shit here.