A Scotsman and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when his wife died suddenly.
When making the arrangements, the undertaker said:
"It will cost £5,000 to send her home for burial or £50 to bury her here."
So the Scotsman said to send her home.
"But sir!", the undertaker exclaimed, "why don't you just bury her here in the Holy Land and save the money?"
"Listen here, pal", said the Scotsman. "A long time ago, a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose again..."
"SHE'S GAWN FUCKIN HAME!"
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