A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a zoophile, and a pyromanic are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sex with a cat?" Asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it" says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it and then kill it" shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again" said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it" said the pyromanic.
There was silence and then the masochist said: "Meow"
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