A man sees a sign outside a fast food place that says: 'CHEESEBURGER £3, CHICKEN £5, HANDJOB £10', so he goes in and sees a gorgeous woman at the other side of the counter.
"Hey, are you the one that gives the handjobs?" The man enquired.
"Yes," she purred, "I am."
"Great, then I'll have one handjob then please."
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