While we are playing cards and I'm getting my ass kicked:
Me: This is the face of defeat.
Dad: Want to draw a face on my foot?
Me: Why?
Dad: It's the face of defeat...
edits: formatting from mobile
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.