A man in the country turns 100 years old, and a reporter is sent to interview him.
"You must have had some pretty good experiences. Tell me about one."
"Well," replies the old-timer. "There was that time when I was a kid, when Mr. Douglas's sheep got lost in the woods. Me and my cousins formed a search party..."
The reporter is scribbling the story furiously in his notepad...
"...and we found that sheep. So to teach it a lesson, we all fucked it before we brought it back."
The reporter rips the page from his notebook and crumples it up. There's no way his paper can print that sort of story.
"Have you got another story?"
"There was that one time that the Miller girl ran away from home and got lost in the woods. She was cute as a button, and only 16 or so. Me and my cousins formed a search party, and we found her, and to teach her a lesson about running away, we all took turns fucking her before we brought her back."
"Okay," says the reporter. "Enough of the good stories. Do you have any BAD stories my readers might be interested in?"
"I did get lost in the woods once...."
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