A rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle villain concept shows a subset of the Foot clan that acted as kamikaze pilots, attacking the turtles in their own base.

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Turtle Picnic

Three turtles named Tom, Dick, and Harry are roommates. One day they decide...

Aussie And All Black

An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big...

THE FISHERMAN'S SONS

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin...

The Blonde and...

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she...

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A snail gets mugged

A snail is heading home from work, very late one night. He gets mugged by a...

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An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to...

Three guys, one...

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along...