A redhead a, a brunette and a blonde are trying to hide from a farmer who's chasing them

They run into his barn and look for places to hide. The redhead hides behind the farmer's cow, the brunette hides behind the farmer's horse and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes.

The farmer manages to track them down to the barn, runs in and cocks his shotgun.

"Is there anyone behind the cow?" he asks.

"Moooooooooo," the redhead replies.

"Okay, is there anybody behind the horse?" he inquires.

"Neeeeiiiiiigh," goes the brunette.

Satisfied that nobody is behind the horse or the cow he asks, "Okay, is their anybody behind the sack of potatoes?"

So the blonde replies, "Pooootaaaatttoooo."

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