A rabbit and a bear

A rabbit and a bear was talking a walk through the forrest, when they came across a lamp hidden beneath a root. The bear picks it up and rubs it, and as the legend goes, out came genie.

The genie promised each of them three wishes for freeing him from his prison.

The bear, being the one who picked up the lamp gets to go first. Now, the bear thinks like most male bears do. So his wish was that all the bears in the area except for him became female bears. POOF.

The rabbit ponders for a while, before coming to the conclusion that he wants a big motorcycle. POOF. Out of nowhere a massive Harley Davidson appeared.

The bear had come to terms that he didn't want to share the female bears with anyone, so he wished for all the bears in the country with the exception of him to become female. POOF. And so it became.

The rabbit's next wish was for safety, as he was no stupid rabbit. POOF. A badass helmet appeared on his head.

The bear, now greedy on power didn't want any other male bear alive to steal his harem. So he wished to be the only male bear on the entire planet. POOF. Now there was only him and she - bears.

The rabbit, now owning all he wanted in life thought for while on his wish. When he finally thought of one he geared the bike, and made it roar as he shouted and pointed;

I WISH THAT BEAR WAS GAY.