When he gets there, there is a line of people who are in need of personal care. Satan is at what appears to be the front of the line. So the proctologist goes to take care of him.
"How can I help you?" the proctologist asks Satan.
"Actually, this is the back of the line." Everyone in the line has their pants at their waist. "You're supposed to take care of the person at the other end...Fuck it. Me and my girlfriend need you." The proctologist follows Satan into the bedroom, where his girlfriend is lying down.
"I want you to do both of us at the same time. We'll hold hands so we can embrace the worst together." The proctologist shrugs. He decides it would be fair to give them proper warning. Satan lies down face-down with his girlfriend and they prepare themselves.
"Here comes the plane!" The proctologist makes jet sounds as he jams his finger up Satan and the girlfriend's butt. Satan is half-groaning, and half-moaning from the pain. The girlfriend thinks the proctologist is a phony. She thinks he's only in to see people with their pants down. So she chews off the man behind her.
"Doctor. You suck ass at what you do, and you can't fly a jet. Get off my Six," she said.
"You're right. You've really made yourself the butt of the joke this time," replied the man.
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