so he calls up his brother and asks for his help. The priest says to his brother "Look I need you to take over the confessional for the weekend, all you have to do is pretend to be me. Come in tomorrow and I'll teach you everything you need to know."
The next day the brother arrives and the priest has a list set up in the confessional box. The priest shows his brother and says "All you need to do is listen to what they say, find it on this list and tell them the corresponding amount of prayer's and money they need to donate."
On Saturday the brother sits in the confessional and waits.
After some time a woman enters and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned, I swore at my child today." So the brother looks down the list and says, "Pray 4 times and donate $50."
The woman leaves and the brother lets out a sigh, happy that the list has worked.
A man walks into the confessional and says "Forgive me father for I have sinned, I have been looking at women other than my wife." The brother once again looks down the list and finds a fit. "Pray 12 times and donate $200 to the church."
Immediately after the man leaves a woman rushes in sobbing and cries "Forgive me.... for I have.... sinned *sob* *sob* I gave a man a blowjob." The brother looks down the list for blowjob but it isn't there. Worried he quickly bolts out of the confessional looking for someone to help. He sees the local choir boys doing singing practice and sprints down to them exclaiming, "Quick, quick, what does the priest normally give for a blowjob?" One of the boys looks up and says, "A Freddo Frog."
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