A pregnant woman goes into a coma moments after she gives birth to twins, one boy and one girl. When she finally wakes up several days later and asks:
Woman: "Doctor, this feels like deja vu. Has this happened to me before?"
Doctor: "Welcome to r/jokes!"
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