Old man pays a visit to the doctor

An old man enters a packed doctors office waiting room. He steps up to the front desk. The woman behind the desk asks him, "how can we help you today?" The old man replies, rather loudly, "I think there's something wrong with my penis." The woman was shocked. "Sir, where are your manors? You should have said there was something wrong with your ear or something then explained to the doctor later!" The man thought about it for a minute then stepped outside. He came back in and went back to the front desk. "How can we help you now sir?" The old man said, "I think there's something wrong with my ear." The woman, pleased with herself, said, "ok and what's wrong with your ear?" The old man explained, "I can't piss out of it!"