A penguin in Arizona

A penguin is driving on road trip tour of the states when in the middle of the Arizona summer, his car breaks down. Being a prepared driver the penguin calls AAA and a tow is arranged to the nearest town. The tow driver drops off the penguin and his car at the mechanics and goes about it's way. The penguin, now stuck with his car at the mechanics, asks how long the repair should take. The mechanic tell him that he's going to take a look and to come back in an hour as well as that there's an olde time ice cream parlor a block down the street where he can beat the heat and wait it out.

So the penguin waffles down the block to the ice cream parlor, and longing for something cold to remind himself of home, he orders himself a bucket of vanilla ice cream. The kind girl at the counter rings the penguin up and tells him she will bring him the ice cream when it's ready if he'll have a seat. And so the penguin sits at a table where soon enough, the young woman brings him his frozen treat.

He is now faced with a dilemma - his flippers cannot grasp the spoon, nor can they reach his beak! The penguin contemplates his situation for a moment - weighing the heat against his dignity - before diving beak first into the ice cream. He pecks gobbles and scoops all the ice cream down his tuxedoed gullet, leaves a tip and wanders his bloated self back to the mechanics.

As he opens the door the mechanic looks up, sees the penguin and says "it looks like you just blew a seal"

The penguin responds, "oh no, it's just ice cream..."