Cop says: "What's the problem and what's with the keys? "
Drunk says: "I've lost my car! "
Cop then notices the drunk has his zipper down and penis dangling out. Cop says "What the hell is *that*?"
Drunk looks down and shouts: "SHIT! I've lost my girlfriend too!"
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