...when smoke starts coming out from the hood of his car. He sees a town in the distance, and thinks "there's probably a mechanic in that town, I hope the car makes it"
Luckily for the penguin, the car does make it to the town. He drops the car off at the local mechanic.
With a bit of time to kill, he realises how hot it is. "Fuck it's hot, penguins don't belong in the desert" and he goes to a convenience store to get an ice cream. So he stays in the air conditioned shop, eating his ice cream until the mechanic is finished.
He walks back to the mechanic who says "it looks like you've blown a seal". The penguin, defensively, says "NOO! it's just ice cream!"
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