chapter 7 verse 7

GUYs i saw a catholic sister last
night and decided
to
give her a lift in my car. As the car
was
moving, then i placed my hand on
the
sister's laps pretending i was
looking for
the gear lever.
The sister cast a glance at me and
said;
Mtcheew
"matthew
chapter 7 verse 7" and i quickly
removed my hand. After short
time,i placed my
hand again on the sister's lap and
the sister said
to
me again
"matthew 7 verse 7" i nervously
removed my hand.
The sister reached her
destination and got
off the car, cast another glance at
me
and said "So u don't read your
Bible!" And when i
got home, i opened my
Bible to Matthew 7verse7 and it
says "ASK
AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN TO YOU".
...
I fainted...

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